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Bee Oekaki thread

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say it you know the word
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what if we just killed all the niggers
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can you get blueballs from teabagging?
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porch monkeys
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jungle bunnies
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tar babies
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vaginal discharge
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i miss the one guy who'd spam random bullshit
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dong fucking thread
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FUCK SALT
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eating bags of dicks
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pigger nenis
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ELECTIONB OWL

IM READY
KILL WHITEY 2020
talk bout da coming riotb owls
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GO HEAT

its going to be a great victory for my beloved miami heat repping the best state of florida it really is going to be a florida championship with the heat winning
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thursday night football

CIN @ CLE
Browns - Bengals
8:20 NFL Network
""""""battle""""" of (((Ohio)))
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OFFICIAL THE BIRTHDAY MLB THREAD™

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Boston Red Sox (18-32) vs. Miami Marlins (25-22)
BOS- Nathan Eovaldi (2-2)
MIA- José Ureña (0-1)
>12:10 PM CT
MLBN

Minnesota Twins (31-20) vs. Chicago White Sox (32-17)
MIN- Kenta Maeda (5-1)
CWS- Reynaldo López (1-2)
>1:10 PM CT
MLBN

Arizona Diamondbacks (19-31) vs. Los Angeles Angels (20-30)
ARI- Alex Young (2-3)
LAA- Griffin Canning (0-3)
>3:10 PM CT
MLBN

San Francisco Giants (24-24) vs. Seattle Mariners (22-27)
SF- Tyler Anderson (2-3)
SEA- Nick Margevicius (1-3)
>3:10 PM CT
SNNW

Tampa Bay Rays (31-18) vs. Baltimore Orioles (22-27)
TB- Blake Snell (4-1)
BAL- Dean Kremer (1-0)
>3:35 PM CT
MASN

St. Louis Cardinals (22-23) vs. Pittsburgh Pirates (14-34)
STL- Dakota Hudson (3-2)
PIT- Steven Brault (0-3)
>6:05 PM CT
MLBN

New York Mets (22-27) vs. Philadelphia Phillies (24-24)
NYM- Seth Lugo (2-3)
PHI- Aaron Nola (5-3)
>6:05 PM CT
MLBN

Toronto Blue Jays (26-22) vs. New York Yankees (28-21)
TOR- Chase Anderson (0-1)
NYY- Masahiro Tanaka (2-2)
>6:05 PM CT
YES

Texas Rangers (18-31) vs. Houston Astros (24-25)
TEX- Jordan Lyles (1-4)
HOU- Framber Valdez (3-3)
>6:10 PM CT
ATTH

Cleveland Indians (26-23) vs. Detroit Tigers (21-27)
CLE- Shane Bieber (7-1)
DET- Casey Mize (0-1)
>6:10 PM CT
FSD

Baltimore Orioles (22-27) vs. Tampa Bay Rays (31-18)
BAL- Bruce Zimmermann (0-0)
TB- (0-0)
>6:35 PM CT
SUN

Los Angeles Dodgers (35-15) vs. Colorado Rockies (22-26)
LAD- Julio Urías (3-0)
COL- Kyle Freeland (2-1)
>7:40 PM CT
ATTR
R: 26 / I: 1
beeday
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election thread discussion

BIDEN IS GOING TO WIN
lel not really
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heres the bday .css duder do da thing
https://a.uguu.se/HSagBuDgmnuG_bday.css
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I REALLY HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT
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GET WATCHER

GET WATCHER IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY VITALFIT™ x TB12™ PROTECT
DON'T DIE FROM THE RONA WITH:
* active zinc
* elderberry
* beta glucan
* larch tree extract
* vitamin C
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you monster
you killed spee
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fuuck my gooooooooooooooooock
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6 years old you fucks should have never made it to 2 let alone 3
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lmao spiggers so mad
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General General Thread

General Thread General Thread
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>mcq no bees
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TAKE A CLOSER LOOK AT THAT SNOUT
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R: 145 / I: 53

9/16 OFFICIAL THE MLB THREAD™

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Washington Nationals (17-29) vs. Tampa Bay Rays (31-17)
WSH- Austin Voth (0-5)
TB- Pete Fairbanks (4-3)
>12:10 PM CT
MLBN

Oakland Athletics (30-19) vs. Colorado Rockies (22-25)
OAK- Mike Fiers (5-2)
COL- Germán Márquez (2-5)
>2:10 PM CT
MLBN

Los Angeles Dodgers (34-15) vs. San Diego Padres (32-18)
LAD- Dustin May (1-1)
SD- Adrian Morejon (2-0)
>3:10 PM CT
ESPN

St. Louis Cardinals (21-22) vs. Milwaukee Brewers (22-25)
STL- Adam Wainwright (4-1)
MIL- Brandon Woodruff (2-3)
>4:10 PM CT
FSWI

Pittsburgh Pirates (14-33) vs. Cincinnati Reds (24-26)
PIT- JT Brubaker (1-1)
CIN- Luis Castillo (2-5)
>5:40 PM CT
FSOH

Boston Red Sox (18-31) vs. Miami Marlins (24-22)
BOS- Mike Kickham (1-0)
MIA- Trevor Rogers (1-1)
>5:40 PM CT
FSFL

Toronto Blue Jays (26-21) vs. New York Yankees (27-21)
TOR- Tanner Roark (2-1)
NYY- Gerrit Cole (5-3)
>6:05 PM CT
YES

New York Mets (21-27) vs. Philadelphia Phillies (24-23)
NYM- Jacob deGrom (4-1)
PHI- Zack Wheeler (4-0)
>6:05 PM CT
ESPN

Kansas City Royals (20-29) vs. Detroit Tigers (21-26)
KC- Brady Singer (2-4)
DET- Tarik Skubal (1-2)
>6:10 PM CT
FSD

Atlanta Braves (29-20) vs. Baltimore Orioles (21-27)
ATL- Cole Hamels (0-0)
BAL- Keegan Akin (0-1)
>6:35 PM CT
MASN

Minnesota Twins (30-20) vs. Chicago White Sox (32-16)
MIN- Jake Odorizzi (0-1)
CWS- Lucas Giolito (4-2)
>7:10 PM CT
NBCSCH

Texas Rangers (17-31) vs. Houston Astros (24-24)
TEX- Kyle Gibson (1-5)
HOU- Lance McCullers Jr. (3-2)
>7:10 PM CT
ATTH

Cleveland Indians (26-22) vs. Chicago Cubs (29-20)
CLE- Aaron Civale (3-5)
CHC- Jon Lester (2-2)
>7:15 PM CT
MARQ

St. Louis Cardinals (21-22) vs. Milwaukee Brewers (22-25)
STL- Dakota Hudson (3-2)
MIL- Brent Suter (2-0)
>7:40 PM CT
MLBN

Arizona Diamondbacks (18-31) vs. Los Angeles Angels (20-29)
ARI- Caleb Smith (0-0)
LAA- Dylan Bundy (5-2)
>8:40 PM CT
ESPN

San Francisco Giants (23-24) vs. Seattle Mariners (22-26)
SF- Logan Webb (2-3)
SEA- Nick Margevicius (1-3)
>8:40 PM CT
SNNW

San Francisco Giants (23-24) vs. Seattle Mariners (22-26)
SF- Drew Smyly (0-0)
SEA- Ljay Newsome (0-0)
>8:45 PM CT
MLBN
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sportschun is turning 6 on 9/17
there better be bees
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HVMP D3Y NTHVM

Wadina Rock is in the house tonight :D
everybody just have a good time :D
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Life is like a nigger, here in old nigs
I hate fucking niggers
Niggers suck dick!
They're all poor like Obama
fuck Michelle Obama!
Niggers i hate them!
They are stupid and they cant do taxes
Niggers!
Niggers are so dumb and they are also poor
Niggers!
Look at niggers they're trying to raise money
But they can't cause they spend all their money
They're niggers and they're so fucking niggers
I hate them!
Nigger-de-nigger
Niggers dont know how to do anything without chicken
Niggers like watermelon and chicken
Niggers!
Niggers are so stupid and they're niggers
woo woo
NIGGERS!
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lmao

the clippers will never win an nba title even after they >won the offseason
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i lik cricket
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official sportschan fatwa on these niggers
may their death come soon
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>>1250404
🖕🏻
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>>1250397
no
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I SAID CAN I GET A ROLL TIDE
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9/15 OFFICIAL THE MLB THREAD™

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Boston Red Sox (17-31) vs. Miami Marlins (24-21)
BOS- Tanner Houck (0-0)
MIA- Sandy Alcantara (2-1)
>5:40 PM CT
FSFL

Washington Nationals (17-28) vs. Tampa Bay Rays (30-17)
WSH- Aníbal Sánchez (2-4)
TB- John Curtiss (3-0)
>5:40 PM CT
MLBN

Pittsburgh Pirates (14-32) vs. Cincinnati Reds (23-26)
PIT- Joe Musgrove (0-4)
CIN- Michael Lorenzen (1-1)
>5:40 PM CT
MLBN

Toronto Blue Jays (26-20) vs. New York Yankees (26-21)
TOR- Taijuan Walker (3-2)
NYY- Deivi García (1-1)
>6:05 PM CT
YES

New York Mets (21-26) vs. Philadelphia Phillies (23-23)
NYM- Rick Porcello (1-4)
PHI- Jake Arrieta (3-4)
>6:05 PM CT
NBCSP

Kansas City Royals (20-28) vs. Detroit Tigers (20-26)
KC- Danny Duffy (3-3)
DET- Matthew Boyd (1-6)
>6:10 PM CT
FSD

Atlanta Braves (28-20) vs. Baltimore Orioles (21-26)
ATL- Huascar Ynoa (0-0)
BAL- Thomas Eshelman (3-0)
>6:35 PM CT
MASN

St. Louis Cardinals (21-21) vs. Milwaukee Brewers (21-25)
STL- Jack Flaherty (3-1)
MIL- Brett Anderson (2-3)
>6:40 PM CT
FSWI

Minnesota Twins (30-19) vs. Chicago White Sox (31-16)
MIN- Randy Dobnak (6-3)
CWS- Dane Dunning (1-0)
>7:10 PM CT
NBCSCH

Texas Rangers (17-30) vs. Houston Astros (23-24)
TEX- Kyle Cody (0-1)
HOU- Jose Urquidy (0-1)
>7:10 PM CT
ATTH

Cleveland Indians (26-21) vs. Chicago Cubs (28-20)
CLE- Carlos Carrasco (2-4)
CHC- Yu Darvish (7-2)
>7:15 PM CT
MARQ

Oakland Athletics (30-18) vs. Colorado Rockies (21-25)
OAK- Sean Manaea (4-2)
COL- Antonio Senzatela (3-2)
>7:40 PM CT
FS1

Los Angeles Dodgers (33-15) vs. San Diego Padres (32-17)
LAD- Tony Gonsolin (0-1)
SD- Zach Davies (7-2)
>8:10 PM CT
FSSD

San Francisco Giants (23-24) vs. Seattle Mariners (22-26)
SF- Tyler Anderson (2-3)
SEA- Ljay Newsome (0-0)
>8:40 PM CT
MLBN

Arizona Diamondbacks (17-31) vs. Los Angeles Angels (20-28)
ARI- Madison Bumgarner (0-4)
LAA- Julio Teheran (0-3)
>8:40 PM CT
MLBN
R: 1 / I: 1
SAUNA GOIN ALL DA WAY
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no. more. sheems.

PERIOD.
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headpenis
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post yellows round II
guess bump limit is 550?
R: 219 / I: 35

9/14 OFFICIAL THE MLB THREAD™

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Pittsburgh Pirates (14-30) vs. Cincinnati Reds (21-26)
PIT- Cody Ponce (1-1)
CIN- Trevor Bauer (4-3)
>3:10 PM CT
FSOH

Philadelphia Phillies (23-22) vs. Miami Marlins (23-21)
PHI- Vince Velasquez (0-0)
MIA- Pablo López (3-4)
>3:10 PM CT
MLBN

St. Louis Cardinals (20-20) vs. Milwaukee Brewers (20-24)
STL- Kwang Hyun Kim (2-0)
MIL- Josh Lindblom (1-3)
>4:10 PM CT
MLBN

Oakland Athletics (29-17) vs. Seattle Mariners (21-25)
OAK- Jesús Luzardo (2-2)
SEA- Marco Gonzales (5-2)
>4:10 PM CT
SNNW

Atlanta Braves (28-19) vs. Baltimore Orioles (20-26)
ATL- Touki Toussaint (0-1)
BAL- Jorge López (1-0)
>6:35 PM CT
MLBN

Pittsburgh Pirates (14-30) vs. Cincinnati Reds (21-26)
PIT- Mitch Keller (1-1)
CIN- Anthony DeSclafani (1-2)
>6:40 PM CT
FSOH

Minnesota Twins (30-18) vs. Chicago White Sox (30-16)
MIN- José Berríos (4-3)
CWS- Dylan Cease (5-2)
>7:10 PM CT
MLBN

St. Louis Cardinals (20-20) vs. Milwaukee Brewers (20-24)
STL- Daniel Ponce de Leon (0-3)
MIL- Corbin Burnes (3-0)
>7:40 PM CT
FSWI

Oakland Athletics (29-17) vs. Seattle Mariners (21-25)
OAK- Mike Minor (0-5)
SEA- Nick Margevicius (1-3)
>7:40 PM CT
FS1

Los Angeles Dodgers (33-14) vs. San Diego Padres (31-17)
LAD- Clayton Kershaw (5-1)
SD- Dinelson Lamet (2-1)
>8:10 PM CT
FSSD
R: 5 / I: 0
HOLY SHIT I REALLY NEED TO PISS RIGHT NOW
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I need to watch cuties on netflix now
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R: 12 / I: 1
>when you are watching sports with your man and his team loses
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North Korea Is Actually Good- Here's Why:
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MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL THREAD

STEELERS AT GIANTS AT 7:10 EST

TITANS AT BRONCOS AT 10:20 EST
R: 1 / I: 1
finna get to see brady turning to dust on the field
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lol
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in cerebration of of sportschan and the sixth birthday of this community i will be shutting down this site permanently on 9/17

The celebration of this community ending will be held in a general on 4chan /sp/

sportschan has crashed for the last time
R: 3 / I: 1

fag capital

put your gay shit here
R: 48 / I: 27
whoosh
R: 6 / I: 2
R: 167 / I: 26

NFL SUNDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL THREAD

8:20 EST
COWBOYS AT RAMS
FOR SUNDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL
THIS SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY
R: 4 / I: 0

OFFICIAL SCORIGAMI CELEBRATION

43-34
THATS SCORIGAMI
R: 20 / I: 9

Morning Sparts Radio Thread

Get in here, drink your coffee, and talk sparts before the day starts.
Links:
Boomer and Gio WFAN
https://www.radio.com/wfan

Angelo Cataldi and the Morning Team WIP
https://www.radio.com/94wip/authors/angelo-cataldi-and-the-morning-team

Toucher and Rich Show WBZ
https://985thesportshub.com/shows/toucher-rich/

add your own links
R: 328 / I: 205
vrooom vrooooom
R: 129 / I: 18

9/13 OFFICIAL THE MLB THREAD™

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Atlanta Braves (27-19) vs. Washington Nationals (17-27)
ATL- Kyle Wright (0-4)
WSH- Max Scherzer (4-2)
>11:35 AM CT
MLBN

Baltimore Orioles (20-25) vs. New York Yankees (25-21)
BAL- John Means (1-3)
NYY- J.A. Happ (1-2)
>12:05 PM CT
YES

Philadelphia Phillies (23-20) vs. Miami Marlins (21-21)
PHI- Zach Eflin (2-1)
MIA- Sixto Sánchez (2-1)
>12:10 PM CT
MLBN

Boston Red Sox (16-31) vs. Tampa Bay Rays (30-16)
BOS- Martín Pérez (2-4)
TB- Charlie Morton (1-2)
>12:10 PM CT
SUN

Pittsburgh Pirates (14-29) vs. Kansas City Royals (19-28)
PIT- Chad Kuhl (1-1)
KC- Brad Keller (3-2)
>1:05 PM CT
FSKC

Chicago Cubs (27-20) vs. Milwaukee Brewers (20-23)
CHC- Alec Mills (4-3)
MIL- Adrian Houser (1-4)
>1:10 PM CT
TBS

Detroit Tigers (20-25) vs. Chicago White Sox (29-16)
DET- Spencer Turnbull (4-2)
CWS- Jonathan Stiever (0-0)
>1:10 PM CT
NBCSCH

Cleveland Indians (26-20) vs. Minnesota Twins (29-18)
CLE- Triston McKenzie (2-0)
MIN- Michael Pineda (1-0)
>1:10 PM CT
MLBN

Cincinnati Reds (20-26) vs. St. Louis Cardinals (20-19)
CIN- Tyler Mahle (1-2)
STL- Carlos Martínez (0-2)
>1:15 PM CT
FSMW

Oakland Athletics (29-16) vs. Texas Rangers (16-30)
OAK- Frankie Montas (3-3)
TEX- Lance Lynn (5-2)
>1:35 PM CT
FSSW

New York Mets (21-25) vs. Toronto Blue Jays (25-20)
NYM- David Peterson (4-1)
TOR- Hyun Jin Ryu (3-1)
>2:07 PM CT
SNET

Los Angeles Angels (19-28) vs. Colorado Rockies (21-24)
LAA- Andrew Heaney (3-3)
COL- Ryan Castellani (1-2)
>2:10 PM CT
ATTR

Seattle Mariners (20-25) vs. Arizona Diamondbacks (17-30)
SEA- Justin Dunn (3-1)
ARI- Luke Weaver (1-6)
>3:10 PM CT
FSAZ

San Francisco Giants (23-22) vs. San Diego Padres (29-17)
SF- Logan Webb (2-3)
SD- Mike Clevinger (2-2)
>3:10 PM CT
MLBN

Philadelphia Phillies (23-20) vs. Miami Marlins (21-21)
PHI- (0-0)
MIA- Sixto Sánchez (2-1)
>3:40 PM CT
MLBN

Houston Astros (23-23) vs. Los Angeles Dodgers (32-14)
HOU- Zack Greinke (3-1)
LAD- Julio Urías (3-0)
>7:08 PM CT
ESPN
R: 32 / I: 0
AYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEE GHOST

SIT ON IT
R: 100 / I: 22

PAYPIG PICK 'EM 2020

JOIN OR DIE

http://fantasy.espn.com/nfl-pigskin-pickem/2020/en/group?groupID=193843
password = wew
R: 165 / I: 69

9/11+1 OFFICIAL THE MLB THREAD™

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Baltimore Orioles (20-24) vs. New York Yankees (24-21)
BAL- Dean Kremer (1-0)
NYY- Jordan Montgomery (2-2)
>12:05 PM CT
MLBN

Oakland Athletics (28-15) vs. Texas Rangers (15-29)
OAK- Daulton Jefferies (0-0)
TEX- Nick Goody (0-0)
>4:05 PM CT
FSSW

Atlanta Braves (26-19) vs. Washington Nationals (17-26)
ATL- Ian Anderson (2-0)
WSH- Patrick Corbin (2-4)
>5:05 PM CT
MLBN

Philadelphia Phillies (22-20) vs. Miami Marlins (21-20)
PHI- Spencer Howard (1-2)
MIA- José Ureña (0-0)
>5:10 PM CT
MLBN

New York Mets (21-24) vs. Toronto Blue Jays (24-20)
NYM- Seth Lugo (2-2)
TOR- Robbie Ray (1-4)
>5:37 PM CT
SNET

Boston Red Sox (16-30) vs. Tampa Bay Rays (29-16)
BOS- Nathan Eovaldi (2-2)
TB- Tyler Glasnow (2-1)
>5:40 PM CT
SUN

Pittsburgh Pirates (14-28) vs. Kansas City Royals (18-28)
PIT- Trevor Williams (1-6)
KC- Carlos Hernández (0-0)
>6:05 PM CT
FSKC

Detroit Tigers (20-24) vs. Chicago White Sox (28-16)
DET- Michael Fulmer (0-1)
CWS- Reynaldo López (0-2)
>6:10 PM CT
FS1

Chicago Cubs (26-20) vs. Milwaukee Brewers (20-22)
CHC- Kyle Hendricks (5-4)
MIL- Brett Anderson (2-3)
>6:10 PM CT
FSWI

Houston Astros (22-23) vs. Los Angeles Dodgers (32-13)
HOU- Framber Valdez (3-3)
LAD- Julio Urías (3-0)
>7:07 PM CT
FOX

Cleveland Indians (26-19) vs. Minnesota Twins (28-18)
CLE- Zach Plesac (3-1)
MIN- Rich Hill (1-1)
>7:07 PM CT
FOX

Seattle Mariners (19-25) vs. Arizona Diamondbacks (17-29)
SEA- Justus Sheffield (2-3)
ARI- Zac Gallen (1-1)
>7:10 PM CT
FSAZ

Los Angeles Angels (18-28) vs. Colorado Rockies (21-23)
LAA- Jaime Barria (0-0)
COL- Kyle Freeland (2-1)
>7:10 PM CT
ATTR

Cincinnati Reds (20-25) vs. St. Louis Cardinals (19-19)
CIN- Tejay Antone (0-1)
STL- Dakota Hudson (2-2)
>7:15 PM CT
FSMW

Oakland Athletics (28-15) vs. Texas Rangers (15-29)
OAK- Chris Bassitt (3-2)
TEX- Kolby Allard (0-5)
>7:35 PM CT
FSSW

San Francisco Giants (23-22) vs. San Diego Padres (29-17)
SF- Kevin Gausman (3-2)
SD- Dinelson Lamet (2-1)
>8:10 PM CT
FSSD
R: 528 / I: 43

9/13 NFL THREAD

NOT XFL
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 5 / I: 0
AYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEE GHOST

SHIT ON IT
R: 217 / I: 51

COLLEGE FOOTBALL SEP 12

R: 12 / I: 1
when this """image board""" hits 88 reddit posts per hour, you're gonna see some serious cuckoldry
R: 11 / I: 4
>spent 45 minutes of my time explaining to some mystery meat french girl how to set up a tent indoors
R: 68 / I: 28
ouch
R: 0 / I: 0
DALLAS GOING ALL DA WAY
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BARK BARK BARK BARK
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no i dont have any more stop asking
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no i dont have any more stop asking
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R: 0 / I: 0
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I WILL FUCK YOUR MOTHER
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the server rn
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time to whip out my penis
R: 74 / I: 7
>ANALYSIS: After wild week, Trump looks close to full derailment
HAHAHAH! THIS IS IT! DRUMPF IS FINALLY FINISHED HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
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I had a wonderful 9/11 day and wish a death to america for all americans
R: 2 / I: 1

Inky Toilet Paper Thread

What book(s) has /sp/ been reading lately?




reading is for faggots
R: 256 / I: 118

MLB OFFICIAL THE 9/11 THREAD

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Baltimore Orioles (20-22) vs. New York Yankees (22-21)
BAL- Alex Cobb (1-3)
NYY- Gerrit Cole (4-3)
>3:05 PM CT
YES

Philadelphia Phillies (21-19) vs. Miami Marlins (20-19)
PHI- Aaron Nola (4-3)
MIA- (0-0)
>4:10 PM CT
MLBN

Atlanta Braves (26-18) vs. Washington Nationals (16-26)
ATL- Josh Tomlin (2-2)
WSH- Erick Fedde (1-3)
>5:05 PM CT
FS1

New York Mets (20-24) vs. Toronto Blue Jays (24-19)
NYM- Jacob deGrom (3-1)
TOR- Chase Anderson (0-0)
>5:37 PM CT
MLBN

Boston Red Sox (16-29) vs. Tampa Bay Rays (28-16)
BOS- Andrew Triggs (0-2)
TB- Blake Snell (3-1)
>5:40 PM CT
SUN

Baltimore Orioles (20-22) vs. New York Yankees (22-21)
BAL- Keegan Akin (0-0)
NYY- Masahiro Tanaka (1-2)
>6:35 PM CT
MLBN

Pittsburgh Pirates (14-27) vs. Kansas City Royals (17-28)
PIT- Steven Brault (0-2)
KC- Kris Bubic (0-5)
>7:05 PM CT
FSKC

Oakland Athletics (27-15) vs. Texas Rangers (15-28)
OAK- Mike Fiers (4-2)
TEX- Luis García (0-1)
>7:05 PM CT
FSSW

Detroit Tigers (20-23) vs. Chicago White Sox (27-16)
DET- Casey Mize (0-1)
CWS- Lucas Giolito (4-2)
>7:10 PM CT
NBCSCH

Cleveland Indians (26-18) vs. Minnesota Twins (27-18)
CLE- Shane Bieber (7-0)
MIN- Kenta Maeda (4-1)
>7:10 PM CT
FSNO

Chicago Cubs (26-19) vs. Milwaukee Brewers (19-22)
CHC- Jon Lester (2-2)
MIL- Brandon Woodruff (2-3)
>7:10 PM CT
FSWI

Cincinnati Reds (19-25) vs. St. Louis Cardinals (19-18)
CIN- Luis Castillo (1-5)
STL- Adam Wainwright (4-0)
>7:15 PM CT
FSMW

Los Angeles Angels (18-27) vs. Colorado Rockies (20-23)
LAA- Griffin Canning (0-3)
COL- Germán Márquez (2-5)
>7:40 PM CT
ATTR

Philadelphia Phillies (21-19) vs. Miami Marlins (20-19)
PHI- Spencer Howard (1-2)
MIA- Trevor Rogers (1-0)
>7:40 PM CT
MLBN

San Francisco Giants (23-22) vs. San Diego Padres (29-17)
SF- Johnny Cueto (2-0)
SD- Garrett Richards (2-2)
>8:10 PM CT
FSSD

Seattle Mariners (19-24) vs. Arizona Diamondbacks (16-29)
SEA- Yusei Kikuchi (2-2)
ARI- Caleb Smith (0-0)
>8:40 PM CT
FSAZ
R: 0 / I: 0

Do people really eat ass like in movies?

Alright so, first of all, I've eaten ass before, the idea of eating someone's ass is nice and I enjoy it. But I've been watching a lot of Star Trek lately and many of the ass meals on screen are so… Brutal? I see this in many shows and movies, but on-screen ass meals are often these wet, sloppy meals with people gaping their asses as far as humanly possible and devouring each other ass. Now, I've used tongue before, but only a little. To be honest, using a lot of tongue and opening my ass more is just super awkward and uncomfortable, so my question is basically… Do people really eat ass like that and, more importantly, enjoy it?! Do people seriously jam their tongue into someone else's ass and enjoy it???
R: 21 / I: 6
R: 260 / I: 55

9-10-20 MLB the thread

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Detroit Tigers (19-22) vs. St. Louis Cardinals (18-17)
DET- Tarik Skubal (1-1)
STL- Jack Flaherty (2-1)
>1:15 PM CT
MLBN

Houston Astros (22-22) vs. Oakland Athletics (26-15)
HOU- Jose Urquidy (0-0)
OAK- Sean Manaea (3-2)
>2:40 PM CT
NBCSCA

Los Angeles Angels (17-27) vs. Texas Rangers (15-27)
LAA- Dylan Bundy (4-2)
TEX- Kyle Gibson (1-4)
>3:05 PM CT
MLBN

Detroit Tigers (19-22) vs. St. Louis Cardinals (18-17)
DET- Jordan Zimmermann (0-0)
STL- Austin Gomber (0-0)
>4:40 PM CT
MLBN

Atlanta Braves (25-18) vs. Washington Nationals (16-25)
ATL- Robbie Erlin (0-0)
WSH- (0-0)
>5:05 PM CT
MASN

Kansas City Royals (16-28) vs. Cleveland Indians (26-17)
KC- Brady Singer (1-4)
CLE- Aaron Civale (3-4)
>5:10 PM CT
FSOH

Philadelphia Phillies (21-18) vs. Miami Marlins (19-19)
PHI- Jake Arrieta (3-4)
MIA- Sandy Alcantara (2-1)
>5:40 PM CT
FSFL

Boston Red Sox (15-29) vs. Tampa Bay Rays (28-15)
BOS- Mike Kickham (1-0)
TB- Josh Fleming (3-0)
>5:40 PM CT
MLBN

Baltimore Orioles (20-22) vs. New York Yankees (22-21)
BAL- Keegan Akin (0-0)
NYY- Gerrit Cole (4-3)
>6:05 PM CT
MLBN

Cincinnati Reds (19-24) vs. Chicago Cubs (25-19)
CIN- Sonny Gray (5-2)
CHC- Adbert Alzolay (0-1)
>7:15 PM CT
MARQ

San Francisco Giants (23-21) vs. San Diego Padres (28-17)
SF- Trevor Cahill (0-0)
SD- Chris Paddack (3-4)
>8:10 PM CT
FSSD

Los Angeles Dodgers (32-12) vs. Arizona Diamondbacks (15-29)
LAD- Dustin May (1-1)
ARI- Madison Bumgarner (0-4)
>8:40 PM CT
MLBN
R: 6 / I: 0
What is it about nigger babble that makes it so infuriating
R: 551 / I: 434
divey
R: 143 / I: 15

TEXANS AT CHIEFS - NFL KICKOFF 2020

kickoff: 7:20pm CT NBC
R: 240 / I: 111
heyy please give to goatbro and tell him the trip so far is amazing! he is the best friend in the world!
R: 53 / I: 8

TODAY

The Oscars have a diversity quota now
https://www.rt.com/op-ed/500243-oscars-diversity-art-freedom/

New Rules:
(A) Lead blacktor, or 30% diverse cast, or diverse story
(B) 2 diverse above-the-lines, or 6 diverse below-the-lines, or 30% diverse crew
(C) Paid diverse interns with a career advancement path
(D) Diverse PR cunts

Movies need to meet 2 of these 4 to be eligible for awards
R: 3 / I: 0
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R: 5 / I: 1
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%fuck
R: 6 / I: 1
What do you think Mega Milk is doing nowadays?
R: 388 / I: 67

9/9 OFFICIAL THE MLB THREAD™

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Milwaukee Brewers (18-22) vs. Detroit Tigers (19-21)
MIL- Corbin Burnes (2-0)
DET- Matthew Boyd (1-5)
>12:10 PM CT
YT

Kansas City Royals (15-28) vs. Cleveland Indians (26-16)
KC- Danny Duffy (2-3)
CLE- Carlos Carrasco (2-3)
>5:10 PM CT
MLBN

New York Yankees (21-21) vs. Toronto Blue Jays (24-18)
NYY- Deivi García (0-1)
TOR- Tanner Roark (2-1)
>5:37 PM CT
MLBN

Chicago White Sox (26-16) vs. Pittsburgh Pirates (14-26)
CWS- Dane Dunning (0-0)
PIT- JT Brubaker (1-0)
>6:05 PM CT
FS1

Miami Marlins (19-18) vs. Atlanta Braves (24-18)
MIA- Pablo López (3-3)
ATL- Tommy Milone (1-4)
>6:10 PM CT
FSSO

Baltimore Orioles (20-21) vs. New York Mets (19-24)
BAL- Jorge López (1-0)
NYM- Rick Porcello (1-4)
>6:10 PM CT
SNY

Los Angeles Angels (17-26) vs. Texas Rangers (14-27)
LAA- Julio Teheran (0-2)
TEX- Kyle Cody (0-1)
>7:05 PM CT
FSSW

Colorado Rockies (20-22) vs. San Diego Padres (27-17)
COL- Antonio Senzatela (3-1)
SD- Zach Davies (6-2)
>7:10 PM CT
FSSD

Cincinnati Reds (18-24) vs. Chicago Cubs (25-18)
CIN- Trevor Bauer (3-3)
CHC- Yu Darvish (7-1)
>7:15 PM CT
MARQ

Houston Astros (22-21) vs. Oakland Athletics (25-15)
HOU- Luis Garcia (0-0)
OAK- Jesús Luzardo (2-2)
>8:10 PM CT
NBCSCA

Los Angeles Dodgers (31-12) vs. Arizona Diamondbacks (15-28)
LAD- Clayton Kershaw (5-1)
ARI- Taylor Clarke (1-0)
>8:40 PM CT
MLBN

Seattle Mariners (19-23) vs. San Francisco Giants (22-21)
SEA- Nick Margevicius (1-2)
SF- Tyler Anderson (1-3)
>8:45 PM CT
MLBN
R: 0 / I: 0
hardcore vaginals
R: 0 / I: 0
dogfuckers.com
R: 1 / I: 0
did we ever figure out who fucked that other guy in the ass?
R: 0 / I: 0
joooooooooooooooooooossss
R: 0 / I: 0
u giv sum fuk?
R: 0 / I: 0
lol
R: 0 / I: 0
why doesn't bbc.com have big black nigger dicks on it?
R: 378 / I: 97

9/8 OFFICIAL THE MLB THREAD™

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Minnesota Twins (26-17) vs. St. Louis Cardinals (17-16)
MIN- José Berríos (3-3)
STL- Carlos Martínez (0-1)
>2:15 PM CT
FSMW

Boston Red Sox (14-28) vs. Philadelphia Phillies (20-17)
BOS- Martín Pérez (2-4)
PHI- Zach Eflin (2-1)
>3:05 PM CT
NBCSP

Tampa Bay Rays (28-14) vs. Washington Nationals (15-25)
TB- Ryan Yarbrough (0-2)
WSH- Aníbal Sánchez (1-4)
>5:05 PM CT
MLBN

Kansas City Royals (14-28) vs. Cleveland Indians (26-15)
KC- Jakob Junis (0-1)
CLE- Triston McKenzie (2-0)
>5:10 PM CT
FSOH

Oakland Athletics (24-14) vs. Houston Astros (21-20)
OAK- Frankie Montas (2-3)
HOU- Zack Greinke (3-0)
>5:10 PM CT
ATTH

New York Yankees (21-20) vs. Toronto Blue Jays (23-18)
NYY- J.A. Happ (1-1)
TOR- Taijuan Walker (3-2)
>5:37 PM CT
MLBN

Minnesota Twins (26-17) vs. St. Louis Cardinals (17-16)
MIN- Randy Dobnak (6-2)
STL- Daniel Ponce de Leon (0-3)
>5:45 PM CT
FSMW

Chicago White Sox (26-15) vs. Pittsburgh Pirates (13-26)
CWS- Dylan Cease (5-2)
PIT- Joe Musgrove (0-4)
>6:05 PM CT
ATTP

Milwaukee Brewers (18-21) vs. Detroit Tigers (18-21)
MIL- Adrian Houser (1-3)
DET- Spencer Turnbull (3-2)
>6:10 PM CT
FSD

Miami Marlins (18-18) vs. Atlanta Braves (24-17)
MIA- Sixto Sánchez (1-1)
ATL- Kyle Wright (0-3)
>6:10 PM CT
FSSO

Baltimore Orioles (19-21) vs. New York Mets (19-23)
BAL- John Means (0-3)
NYM- Michael Wacha (1-2)
>6:10 PM CT
SNY

Boston Red Sox (14-28) vs. Philadelphia Phillies (20-17)
BOS- Martín Pérez (2-4)
PHI- Vince Velasquez (0-0)
>6:35 PM CT
FS1

Los Angeles Angels (17-25) vs. Texas Rangers (13-27)
LAA- Andrew Heaney (3-2)
TEX- Lance Lynn (4-2)
>7:05 PM CT
FSSW

Cincinnati Reds (18-23) vs. Chicago Cubs (24-18)
CIN- Tyler Mahle (1-1)
CHC- Alec Mills (3-3)
>7:15 PM CT
MARQ

Colorado Rockies (20-21) vs. San Diego Padres (26-17)
COL- Chi Chi González (0-0)
SD- Mike Clevinger (1-2)
>8:10 PM CT
FSSD

Houston Astros (21-20) vs. Oakland Athletics (24-14)
HOU- Lance McCullers Jr. (3-2)
OAK- Mike Minor (0-5)
>8:40 PM CT
NBCSCA

Los Angeles Dodgers (30-12) vs. Arizona Diamondbacks (15-27)
LAD- Walker Buehler (1-0)
ARI- Luke Weaver (1-6)
>8:40 PM CT
MLBN

Seattle Mariners (19-22) vs. San Francisco Giants (21-21)
SEA- Ljay Newsome (0-0)
SF- Logan Webb (2-3)
>8:45 PM CT
MLBN
R: 352 / I: 122

LABOR DAY MLB THREAD

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Miami Marlins (17-18) vs. Atlanta Braves (24-16)
MIA- José Ureña (0-0)
ATL- Ian Anderson (2-0)
>12:10 PM CT
YT

Philadelphia Phillies (19-17) vs. New York Mets (19-22)
PHI- Zack Wheeler (4-0)
NYM- David Peterson (4-1)
>12:10 PM CT
MLBN

Detroit Tigers (18-20) vs. Minnesota Twins (25-17)
DET- Michael Fulmer (0-0)
MIN- Michael Pineda (0-0)
>1:10 PM CT
FSNO

St. Louis Cardinals (17-15) vs. Chicago Cubs (23-18)
STL- Johan Oviedo (0-1)
CHC- Kyle Hendricks (4-4)
>3:10 PM CT
ESPN

Texas Rangers (13-26) vs. Seattle Mariners (18-22)
TEX- Kolby Allard (0-4)
SEA- Marco Gonzales (4-2)
>3:10 PM CT
SNNW

Tampa Bay Rays (28-13) vs. Washington Nationals (14-25)
TB- Charlie Morton (1-1)
WSH- Max Scherzer (3-2)
>5:05 PM CT
MLBN

Kansas City Royals (14-27) vs. Cleveland Indians (25-15)
KC- Brad Keller (3-1)
CLE- Zach Plesac (2-1)
>5:10 PM CT
MLBN

New York Yankees (21-19) vs. Toronto Blue Jays (22-18)
NYY- Jordan Montgomery (2-2)
TOR- Hyun Jin Ryu (3-1)
>5:37 PM CT
SNET

Arizona Diamondbacks (15-26) vs. San Francisco Giants (20-21)
ARI- Zac Gallen (1-0)
SF- Kevin Gausman (2-2)
>7:05 PM CT
NBCSBA

Colorado Rockies (20-20) vs. San Diego Padres (25-17)
COL- Kyle Freeland (2-1)
SD- Dinelson Lamet (2-1)
>8:10 PM CT
FS1

Houston Astros (21-19) vs. Oakland Athletics (23-14)
HOU- Cristian Javier (4-1)
OAK- Frankie Montas (2-3)
>8:10 PM CT
NBCSCA
R: 87 / I: 27

7/30 OFFICIAL THE MLB THREAD™

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Washington Nationals (2-4) vs. Toronto Blue Jays (3-3)
WSH- Erick Fedde (0-0)
TOR- Hyun Jin Ryu (0-0)
>3:05 PM CT
SN

Chicago Cubs (4-2) vs. Cincinnati Reds (2-4)
CHC- Yu Darvish (0-1)
CIN- Luis Castillo (0-0)
>5:10 PM CT
FSOH

Philadelphia Phillies (1-2) vs. New York Yankees (3-1)
PHI- Zack Wheeler (1-0)
NYY- (0-0)
>6:05 PM CT
YES

New York Yankees (3-1) vs. Baltimore Orioles (2-2)
NYY- J.A. Happ (0-0)
BAL- John Means (0-0)
>6:05 PM CT
MASN

Cleveland Indians (4-2) vs. Minnesota Twins (4-1)
CLE- Shane Bieber (1-0)
MIN- José Berríos (0-0)
>6:07 PM CT
FOX

Boston Red Sox (2-4) vs. New York Mets (3-3)
BOS- Martín Pérez (0-1)
NYM- Steven Matz (0-0)
>6:07 PM CT
FOX

Kansas City Royals (2-4) vs. Detroit Tigers (4-2)
KC- Brady Singer (0-0)
DET- Iván Nova (0-0)
>6:10 PM CT
FSDT

Tampa Bay Rays (4-2) vs. Atlanta Braves (3-3)
TB- Ryan Yarbrough (0-0)
ATL- Max Fried (0-0)
>6:10 PM CT
FSSO

Miami Marlins (2-1) vs. Baltimore Orioles (2-2)
MIA- Caleb Smith (0-0)
BAL- John Means (0-0)
>6:35 PM CT
MASN2

Seattle Mariners (2-4) vs. Los Angeles Angels (2-4)
SEA- Marco Gonzales (0-1)
LAA- Dylan Bundy (1-0)
>8:40 PM CT
FSW

Los Angeles Dodgers (4-2) vs. Arizona Diamondbacks (2-4)
LAD- Ross Stripling (1-0)
ARI- Robbie Ray (0-1)
>8:40 PM CT
FSAZ

San Diego Padres (4-2) vs. San Francisco Giants (3-3)
SD- Dinelson Lamet (1-0)
SF- Kevin Gausman (0-0)
>8:45 PM CT
FS1
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R: 0 / I: 0
R: 0 / I: 0
you can't bury the truth
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 0 / I: 0
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R: 0 / I: 0
nigger
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 0 / I: 0
i usually don't fart this often, i blame the dead babies in my belly
R: 0 / I: 0
george floyd hasn't crashed in 107 days
R: 0 / I: 0
i think i just had a new thread in my pants
R: 0 / I: 0
FUCK YOUR MOTHER
R: 5 / I: 0
Fun fact:
R: 14 / I: 1

THE Satire Stickers Thread

/sp/ is a satire stickers board now
R: 5 / I: 1
i am usually busy playing with my tits
R: 1 / I: 0
lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
godbye bux
hello miami pride world wide
R: 26 / I: 4
"""GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"""
R: 2 / I: 0

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R: 3 / I: 0
wheres da pickem…………
R: 0 / I: 0
NIGGER MUSIC
R: 9 / I: 2
so where was he hiding?
R: 8 / I: 1

Happy 35th Birthday Wade Davis

🎂👏👏👏🎈🥳🎉
R: 27 / I: 12
R: 1 / I: 0
is grabass an sport?
R: 379 / I: 114

9/6 OFFICIAL THE MLB THREAD™

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

New York Yankees (21-18) vs. Baltimore Orioles (18-21)
NYY- Masahiro Tanaka (1-1)
BAL- Asher Wojciechowski (1-3)
>12:05 PM CT
MASN

Milwaukee Brewers (18-20) vs. Cleveland Indians (24-15)
MIL- Brett Anderson (2-2)
CLE- Shane Bieber (6-0)
>12:10 PM CT
ESPN

Washington Nationals (14-24) vs. Atlanta Braves (23-16)
WSH- Patrick Corbin (2-3)
ATL- Josh Tomlin (1-2)
>12:10 PM CT
MLBN

Miami Marlins (17-17) vs. Tampa Bay Rays (27-13)
MIA- Trevor Rogers (1-0)
TB- Tyler Glasnow (2-1)
>12:10 PM CT
SUN

Philadelphia Phillies (19-16) vs. New York Mets (18-22)
PHI- Aaron Nola (4-2)
NYM- Jacob deGrom (2-1)
>12:10 PM CT
MLBN

Toronto Blue Jays (21-18) vs. Boston Red Sox (14-27)
TOR- Robbie Ray (1-4)
BOS- Andrew Triggs (0-2)
>12:35 PM CT
NESN

Cincinnati Reds (18-22) vs. Pittsburgh Pirates (12-26)
CIN- Tejay Antone (0-1)
PIT- Chad Kuhl (1-1)
>12:35 PM CT
ATTP

Chicago White Sox (25-15) vs. Kansas City Royals (14-26)
CWS- Dallas Keuchel (5-2)
KC- Matt Harvey (0-2)
>1:05 PM CT
FSKC

Detroit Tigers (17-20) vs. Minnesota Twins (25-16)
DET- Casey Mize (0-1)
MIN- Rich Hill (1-1)
>1:10 PM CT
FSNO

Arizona Diamondbacks (15-25) vs. San Francisco Giants (19-21)
ARI- Alex Young (1-2)
SF- Johnny Cueto (2-0)
>3:05 PM CT
NBCSBA

Houston Astros (21-18) vs. Los Angeles Angels (16-25)
HOU- Framber Valdez (3-2)
LAA- Jaime Barria (0-0)
>3:10 PM CT
TBS

Texas Rangers (13-25) vs. Seattle Mariners (17-22)
TEX- Jordan Lyles (1-3)
SEA- Justin Dunn (2-1)
>3:10 PM CT
SNNW

San Diego Padres (24-17) vs. Oakland Athletics (23-13)
SD- Garrett Richards (1-2)
OAK- Mike Fiers (4-1)
>3:10 PM CT
NBCSCA

St. Louis Cardinals (16-15) vs. Chicago Cubs (23-17)
STL- Dakota Hudson (1-2)
CHC- Jon Lester (2-1)
>6:08 PM CT
ESPN

Colorado Rockies (19-20) vs. Los Angeles Dodgers (30-11)
COL- Ryan Castellani (1-2)
LAD- Julio Urías (3-0)
>9:10 PM CT
MLBN
R: 0 / I: 0
YOU STUPID FUCKING DORP
R: 11 / I: 7

Sports Philosophy Thread

Today >we will discuss the nature between wew and lel.

lelling is an act of the wew, but to wew is the will of sports. Sometimes wewwing can be conventional, but lelling cannot. Therefore when a lel has been lel'd, it must be identified through a WAYLA, or else it is a wew.
R: 194 / I: 62

FOOTBALL THREAD

ROLL TIDE
R: 8 / I: 2
the flag is a fag
death to america
R: 216 / I: 124

9/5 OFFICIAL THE MLB THREAD™

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

San Diego Padres (24-16) vs. Oakland Athletics (22-13)
SD- Chris Paddack (3-3)
OAK- Sean Manaea (2-2)
>3:10 PM CT
FOX

St. Louis Cardinals (14-15) vs. Chicago Cubs (23-15)
STL- Adam Wainwright (3-0)
CHC- Adbert Alzolay (0-0)
>4:15 PM CT
MLBN

Miami Marlins (16-17) vs. Tampa Bay Rays (27-12)
MIA- Sandy Alcantara (1-1)
TB- Blake Snell (3-0)
>5:40 PM CT
SUN

Cincinnati Reds (17-22) vs. Pittsburgh Pirates (12-25)
CIN- Anthony DeSclafani (1-2)
PIT- Trevor Williams (1-5)
>6:05 PM CT
FS1

Chicago White Sox (24-15) vs. Kansas City Royals (14-25)
CWS- Lucas Giolito (3-2)
KC- Kris Bubic (0-4)
>6:05 PM CT
FSKC

Houston Astros (21-16) vs. Los Angeles Angels (14-25)
HOU- Brandon Bielak (3-2)
LAA- Griffin Canning (0-3)
>6:07 PM CT
FSW

Philadelphia Phillies (19-15) vs. New York Mets (17-22)
PHI- Spencer Howard (1-1)
NYM- Seth Lugo (1-2)
>6:10 PM CT
SNY

Milwaukee Brewers (18-19) vs. Cleveland Indians (23-15)
MIL- Brandon Woodruff (2-3)
CLE- Aaron Civale (3-4)
>6:10 PM CT
FSOH

Washington Nationals (13-24) vs. Atlanta Braves (23-15)
WSH- Erick Fedde (1-3)
ATL- Max Fried (6-0)
>6:10 PM CT
MLBN

Detroit Tigers (17-19) vs. Minnesota Twins (24-16)
DET- Tarik Skubal (1-1)
MIN- Kenta Maeda (4-1)
>6:10 PM CT
FSNO

Toronto Blue Jays (21-17) vs. Boston Red Sox (13-27)
TOR- Chase Anderson (0-0)
BOS- Ryan Weber (0-2)
>6:30 PM CT
NESN

New York Yankees (21-17) vs. Baltimore Orioles (17-21)
NYY- Gerrit Cole (4-2)
BAL- Keegan Akin (0-0)
>6:35 PM CT
MASN

Chicago Cubs (23-15) vs. St. Louis Cardinals (14-15)
CHC- (0-0)
STL- Dakota Hudson (1-2)
>7:45 PM CT
MARQ

Texas Rangers (13-24) vs. Seattle Mariners (16-22)
TEX- Kyle Gibson (1-4)
SEA- Justus Sheffield (2-3)
>8:10 PM CT
SNNW

Colorado Rockies (18-20) vs. Los Angeles Dodgers (30-10)
COL- Germán Márquez (2-5)
LAD- Tony Gonsolin (0-0)
>8:10 PM CT
SNLA

Arizona Diamondbacks (15-24) vs. San Francisco Giants (18-21)
ARI- Madison Bumgarner (0-3)
SF- Trevor Cahill (0-0)
>8:15 PM CT
NBCSBA

Los Angeles Angels (14-25) vs. Houston Astros (21-16)
LAA- Andrew Heaney (3-2)
HOU- Jose Urquidy (0-0)
>9:37 PM CT
ATTH
R: 17 / I: 2

India bans over a hundred chinese apps including PUBG

i hat chinky
R: 26 / I: 3

FUCK THIS!!! WE DEMAND NO CHANGES...SICK OF IT!

Earlier today, TACO BELL released a list of items that will disappear as part of a streamlined menu starting November 5. Say goodbye to the following Taco Bell favorites:

Mexican Pizza
Pico de Gallo
Shredded Chicken

Yes, you read that correctly. Taco Bell Mexican pizza is going away, but there’s a good reason behind the change. According to the company, the environmentally unfriendly packaging accounted for “7 million pounds of paperboard material per year” in the United States. Taco Bell says removing the item will help it achieve some of its sustainability goals.

All hope is not lost, however. The restaurant brand is also adding a few things to its menu in the coming weeks. Say hello to:

Chicken Chipotle Melt (nationwide)
Dragonfruit Freeze (nationwide)
Green Sauce (regional)
Quesalupa (testing in Knoxville, Tennessee)

Taco Bell says the changes complete a revamp of its menu that had been planned for 2020. In a PR effort last year, the company set out to remind people that, in the age of plant-based meat brands such as Beyond Meat and Impossible Foods, the Bell has always been vegetarian friendly. In February, Taco Bell announced that it would add plant-based meat to its own menu, and the following month it added a “Veggie Mode” to its menus that make finding vegetarian options easier.


https://www.tacobell.com/news/taco-bell-completes-2020-menu-revamp
R: 383 / I: 114

9/4 OFFICIAL THE MLB THREAD™

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Detroit Tigers (17-17) vs. Minnesota Twins (22-16)
DET- Matthew Boyd (1-4)
MIN- Randy Dobnak (5-2)
>1:10 PM CT
FSNO

Cincinnati Reds (16-21) vs. Pittsburgh Pirates (11-24)
CIN- Luis Castillo (0-5)
PIT- Steven Brault (0-1)
>3:05 PM CT
MLBN

Washington Nationals (12-23) vs. Atlanta Braves (22-14)
WSH- Austin Voth (0-4)
ATL- Tommy Milone (1-4)
>3:10 PM CT
MLBN

Toronto Blue Jays (20-16) vs. Boston Red Sox (12-26)
TOR- Tanner Roark (2-1)
BOS- Zack Godley (0-3)
>3:10 PM CT
NESN

New York Yankees (20-16) vs. Baltimore Orioles (16-20)
NYY- Deivi García (0-0)
BAL- Alex Cobb (1-3)
>4:05 PM CT
MASN

Minnesota Twins (22-16) vs. Detroit Tigers (17-17)
MIN- (0-0)
DET- (0-0)
>4:40 PM CT
FSD

Miami Marlins (16-16) vs. Tampa Bay Rays (26-12)
MIA- Pablo López (3-2)
TB- Josh Fleming (2-0)
>5:40 PM CT
SUN

Philadelphia Phillies (18-15) vs. New York Mets (17-21)
PHI- Jake Arrieta (2-4)
NYM- Rick Porcello (1-4)
>6:10 PM CT
MLBN

Milwaukee Brewers (17-19) vs. Cleveland Indians (23-14)
MIL- Corbin Burnes (1-0)
CLE- Carlos Carrasco (2-3)
>6:10 PM CT
FSOH

Pittsburgh Pirates (11-24) vs. Cincinnati Reds (16-21)
PIT- Cody Ponce (1-1)
CIN- Trevor Bauer (3-2)
>6:35 PM CT
FSOH

Washington Nationals (12-23) vs. Atlanta Braves (22-14)
WSH- Wil Crowe (0-1)
ATL- Josh Tomlin (1-2)
>6:40 PM CT
ESPN

Boston Red Sox (12-26) vs. Toronto Blue Jays (20-16)
BOS- Chris Mazza (0-1)
TOR- Ross Stripling (3-1)
>6:40 PM CT
SNET

Chicago White Sox (23-15) vs. Kansas City Royals (14-24)
CWS- Dane Dunning (0-0)
KC- Brady Singer (1-3)
>7:05 PM CT
FSKC

St. Louis Cardinals (14-14) vs. Chicago Cubs (22-15)
STL- Jack Flaherty (2-0)
CHC- Yu Darvish (6-1)
>7:15 PM CT
MARQ

New York Yankees (20-16) vs. Baltimore Orioles (16-20)
NYY- (0-0)
BAL- Jorge López (0-0)
>7:35 PM CT
MASN

Houston Astros (21-15) vs. Los Angeles Angels (13-25)
HOU- Lance McCullers Jr. (3-2)
LAA- Dylan Bundy (4-2)
>8:10 PM CT
FSW

Texas Rangers (13-23) vs. Seattle Mariners (15-22)
TEX- Kyle Cody (0-0)
SEA- Yusei Kikuchi (1-2)
>8:10 PM CT
SNNW

Colorado Rockies (18-19) vs. Los Angeles Dodgers (29-10)
COL- Antonio Senzatela (3-1)
LAD- Dustin May (1-1)
>8:40 PM CT
SNLA

San Diego Padres (23-16) vs. Oakland Athletics (22-12)
SD- Zach Davies (5-2)
OAK- Jesús Luzardo (2-1)
>8:40 PM CT
NBCSCA

Arizona Diamondbacks (14-24) vs. San Francisco Giants (18-20)
ARI- Taylor Clarke (1-0)
SF- Tyler Anderson (1-2)
>8:45 PM CT
NBCSBA
R: 0 / I: 0
Why does the BBC hate niggers so much?
R: 0 / I: 0
i wana fug ditz ;_;
R: 48 / I: 11
>its another reddit yam

https://www.reddit.com/r/rarepuppers/comments/67umqn/buttercup_pupper/

<of course it is
R: 533 / I: 82

9/2 OFFICIAL THE /r/MLB THREAD™

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

San Francisco Giants (18-19) vs. Colorado Rockies (17-19)
SF- Logan Webb (2-3)
COL- Kyle Freeland (2-1)
>2:10 PM CT
MLBN

New York Mets (15-21) vs. Baltimore Orioles (16-19)
NYM- Michael Wacha (1-2)
BAL- John Means (0-2)
>3:05 PM CT
MASN

St. Louis Cardinals (14-13) vs. Cincinnati Reds (15-21)
STL- Johan Oviedo (0-1)
CIN- Tyler Mahle (1-1)
>5:40 PM CT
MLBN

Toronto Blue Jays (18-16) vs. Miami Marlins (16-15)
TOR- Hyun Jin Ryu (2-1)
MIA- Sixto Sánchez (1-0)
>5:40 PM CT
MLBN

Tampa Bay Rays (25-12) vs. New York Yankees (20-14)
TB- Charlie Morton (1-1)
NYY- Jordan Montgomery (2-1)
>6:05 PM CT
YES

Washington Nationals (12-21) vs. Philadelphia Phillies (16-15)
WSH- Max Scherzer (3-1)
PHI- Zack Wheeler (3-0)
>6:05 PM CT
NBCSP

Chicago Cubs (21-14) vs. Pittsburgh Pirates (10-23)
CHC- Kyle Hendricks (3-4)
PIT- Derek Holland (1-2)
>6:05 PM CT
ATTP

Atlanta Braves (21-14) vs. Boston Red Sox (12-24)
ATL- Robbie Erlin (0-0)
BOS- Mike Kickham (0-0)
>6:30 PM CT
NESN

Detroit Tigers (17-16) vs. Milwaukee Brewers (16-19)
DET- Spencer Turnbull (3-2)
MIL- Adrian Houser (1-3)
>6:40 PM CT
FSWI

Cleveland Indians (22-14) vs. Kansas City Royals (14-22)
CLE- Triston McKenzie (1-0)
KC- Jakob Junis (0-0)
>7:05 PM CT
FSKC

Texas Rangers (13-21) vs. Houston Astros (19-15)
TEX- Kolby Allard (0-3)
HOU- Cristian Javier (3-1)
>7:10 PM CT
ATTH

Chicago White Sox (22-14) vs. Minnesota Twins (21-16)
CWS- Reynaldo López (0-1)
MIN- José Berríos (2-3)
>7:10 PM CT
FSNO

Arizona Diamondbacks (14-22) vs. Los Angeles Dodgers (27-10)
ARI- Zac Gallen (1-0)
LAD- Walker Buehler (1-0)
>8:40 PM CT
MLBN

Oakland Athletics (22-12) vs. Seattle Mariners (15-22)
OAK- Mike Fiers (4-1)
SEA- Yusei Kikuchi (1-2)
>8:40 PM CT
FS1

San Diego Padres (22-15) vs. Los Angeles Angels (12-24)
SD- Dinelson Lamet (2-1)
LAA- Julio Teheran (0-2)
>8:40 PM CT
FSW
R: 672 / I: 94

9/3 OFFICIAL THE MLB THREAD™

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Chicago Cubs (22-14) vs. Pittsburgh Pirates (10-24)
CHC- Alec Mills (3-2)
PIT- JT Brubaker (0-0)
>12:35 PM CT
ATTP

Texas Rangers (13-22) vs. Houston Astros (20-15)
TEX- Lance Lynn (4-1)
HOU- Zack Greinke (2-0)
>1:10 PM CT
MLBN

Washington Nationals (12-22) vs. Philadelphia Phillies (17-15)
WSH- Aníbal Sánchez (1-4)
PHI- Zach Eflin (2-1)
>3:05 PM CT
NBCSP

Oakland Athletics (22-12) vs. Seattle Mariners (15-22)
OAK- (0-0)
SEA- Nick Margevicius (1-2)
>3:10 PM CT
SNNW

New York Yankees (20-15) vs. New York Mets (16-21)
NYY- J.A. Happ (1-1)
NYM- Robert Gsellman (0-0)
>3:10 PM CT
SNY

San Diego Padres (23-15) vs. Los Angeles Angels (12-25)
SD- Mike Clevinger (1-1)
LAA- Andrew Heaney (2-2)
>6:10 PM CT
MLBN

Toronto Blue Jays (19-16) vs. Boston Red Sox (12-25)
TOR- Taijuan Walker (3-2)
BOS- Martín Pérez (2-4)
>6:30 PM CT
MLBN

Chicago White Sox (22-15) vs. Kansas City Royals (14-23)
CWS- Dylan Cease (4-2)
KC- Danny Duffy (2-2)
>7:05 PM CT
MLBN

Arizona Diamondbacks (14-23) vs. Los Angeles Dodgers (28-10)
ARI- Luke Weaver (1-5)
LAD- Clayton Kershaw (4-1)
>8:40 PM CT
SNLA
R: 1 / I: 0
good luck getting blacks to do anything beyond swinging from trees and flinging shit at each other
R: 418 / I: 134

9/1 OFFICIAL THE MLB THREAD™

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

St. Louis Cardinals (13-13) vs. Cincinnati Reds (15-20)
STL- Kwang Hyun Kim (1-0)
CIN- Sonny Gray (5-1)
>5:40 PM CT
FSOH

Toronto Blue Jays (18-15) vs. Miami Marlins (15-15)
TOR- (0-0)
MIA- Elieser Hernandez (1-0)
>5:40 PM CT
FS1

Washington Nationals (12-20) vs. Philadelphia Phillies (15-15)
WSH- Patrick Corbin (2-2)
PHI- Aaron Nola (3-2)
>6:05 PM CT
NBCSP

Chicago Cubs (20-14) vs. Pittsburgh Pirates (10-22)
CHC- Jon Lester (2-1)
PIT- Chad Kuhl (1-1)
>6:05 PM CT
ATTP

Tampa Bay Rays (25-11) vs. New York Yankees (19-14)
TB- Trevor Richards (0-0)
NYY- Masahiro Tanaka (0-1)
>6:05 PM CT
YES

Atlanta Braves (20-14) vs. Boston Red Sox (12-23)
ATL- Ian Anderson (1-0)
BOS- Ryan Weber (0-2)
>6:30 PM CT
NESN

New York Mets (15-20) vs. Baltimore Orioles (15-19)
NYM- Jacob deGrom (2-1)
BAL- Asher Wojciechowski (1-3)
>6:35 PM CT
MASN

Detroit Tigers (16-16) vs. Milwaukee Brewers (16-18)
DET- Michael Fulmer (0-0)
MIL- Josh Lindblom (1-2)
>6:40 PM CT
FSWI

Cleveland Indians (21-14) vs. Kansas City Royals (14-21)
CLE- Zach Plesac (1-1)
KC- Matt Harvey (0-1)
>7:05 PM CT
FSKC

Chicago White Sox (22-13) vs. Minnesota Twins (20-16)
CWS- Dallas Keuchel (5-2)
MIN- Michael Pineda (0-0)
>7:10 PM CT
MLBN

Texas Rangers (12-21) vs. Houston Astros (19-14)
TEX- Luis García (0-1)
HOU- Framber Valdez (3-2)
>7:10 PM CT
MLBN

San Francisco Giants (17-19) vs. Colorado Rockies (17-18)
SF- Kevin Gausman (1-2)
COL- Jon Gray (2-3)
>7:40 PM CT
ATTR

Arizona Diamondbacks (14-21) vs. Los Angeles Dodgers (26-10)
ARI- Alex Young (1-1)
LAD- Julio Urías (2-0)
>8:40 PM CT
SNLA

Oakland Athletics (22-12) vs. Seattle Mariners (15-22)
OAK- Sean Manaea (2-2)
SEA- Ljay Newsome (0-0)
>8:40 PM CT
FS1
R: 0 / I: 0
NIGGERS
R: 0 / I: 0
jungle bunnies
R: 0 / I: 0
porch monkeys
R: 0 / I: 0
fucking yard apes
R: 24 / I: 2
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